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[Post-Game Thread] Team Giannis defeats Team LeBron 184-175 in the 72nd NBA All-Star Game

[赛后贴]塔图姆55+10+6 两队长伤退 字母哥队终结詹姆斯队五连胜

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双方数据

詹姆斯队：恩比德32分6篮板4助攻、欧文32分7篮板15助攻、杰伦-布朗35分14篮板5助攻2抢断、詹姆斯13分4助攻、约基奇4分5篮板6助攻2抢断、东契奇4分2篮板5助攻、兰德尔11分2篮板2助攻、爱德华兹12分4篮板、哈利伯顿18分3助攻、贾伦-杰克逊6分。

字母哥队：塔图姆55分10篮板6助攻、米切尔40分4篮板10助攻3抢断、字母哥2分、马尔卡宁13分7篮板、莫兰特6分3篮板3助攻、阿德巴约4分、利拉德26分3篮板4助攻3抢断、西亚卡姆12分7篮板4助攻、德罗赞8分6篮板5助攻、亚历山大9分2篮板7助攻、霍勒迪3分2助攻。

[–]MavericksCaptainButtFucker 37 points an hour ago

Lebron in the first quarter was fun. Luka and Jokic were really disappointing. Dame, Mitchell, and Tatum were awesome however. The duel between Tatum and Brown was the best part of the game. Overall it kind of sucked tho.

独行侠球迷：老规矩，XJB总结下，啊~

《观恩必诶全明星有感》

第一节老詹在，倒也挺好玩儿的。

东契奇约基奇，你俩搁这儿混呢？

利拉德米切尔，加獭兔这仨不错，

绿军双星切磋，值给一个大拇哥。

别看挺热闹的。其实烂得没法说。

[–]NetsSixthFan 9 points an hour ago

entire game was ASS. Just a glorified shooting practice for 4 full quarters

篮网球迷：整段垮掉！这不就是让我们看了四节球星投篮训练吗？

[–]dag311 25 points an hour ago

If you were able to watch more than 5 minutes of that garbage, you deserve the MVP

球迷：如果你能盯着这坨比赛看超过5分钟，那你值一个MVP！

[–]Timberwolvesdukeyyy 51 points an hour ago

Shoutout to the players who wanted nothing to do with this shit show.

森林狼球迷：那些不想和这坨比赛产生任何瓜葛的球星，可真有先见之明啊~

[–]leoleoleo666 10 points an hour ago

Watching luka was funny he just sprinting around slowly and not caring

球迷：东契奇这沙雕，在场上晃晃悠悠到处遛鸟，屁事鸟也不鸟。

[–]vrkhfkb 6 points an hour ago

They wanted to go home asap . Team LeBron was begging Tatum to end them. Except for brown.

球迷：所有人就想赶快回家睡觉，詹姆斯队除了杰伦-布朗之外的玩儿主，都跪着求塔图姆麻利点把他们干掉好收工~

[–][SAC] DeMarcus CousinsSolarClipz 26 points an hour ago

so everyone except Tatum chucking for the MVP

马刺球迷：除了塔图姆之外，其他人对MVP都没啥生理反应。

[–]k0ala_ 14 points an hour ago

finally its over. I regret not sleeping through it

球迷：终于结束了，我放着好好的觉不睡，看这坨玩意儿，我到底图什么啊~~

[–]Timberwolvesunwinagainstable 4 points an hour ago

I regret watching that

森林狼球迷：罪过~我看了，我的眼睛不干净了~555~

[–]Lakersbrianbrainbrian 5 points an hour ago

I turned on the game in the 4th quarter and I still regret watching that

湖人球迷：纵然打开电视时比赛已经是末节，但已足够让我悔恨终生~

[–]Celticscs-shitposter 675 points an hour ago

I feel like every shot Paul George took was a brick lol did he even score tonight? Who"s got the box score

凯尔特人球迷：我说，感觉只要是泡椒投篮必是打铁，咋回事儿，哈哈哈，今晚他倒是得分了吗？谁给我看看数据啊

[–]SupersonicsFlightoftheConcorder 102 points an hour ago

4/13, but a perfect 4/4 from inside the arc.

超音速球迷：泡椒全场13投4中，可是人家三分线内4投全中呢，你可不要乱说~

[–][LAL] Kobe BryantWhynotzoidberg416 71 points 59 minutes ago

Perfect-inside-the-arc P

科比球迷：泡-不是三分必命中-椒！

[–]RaptorsGaySexFan 10 points 35 minutes ago

Particularly-efficient-when-attempting-shots-close-to-the-rim-as-opposed-to-from-beyond-the-three-point-line P

猛龙球迷：泡-离篮筐越近离三分线越远他就越厉害-椒！

[–]Bucksgustavokh 52 points an hour ago

Already in playoff form

雄鹿球迷：从命中率看，已经是季后赛泡椒模式了。

[–]LakersMustard_Jam 1072 points an hour ago

People hated on Team Giannis like he’s drafting a team for an actual NBA season. Dude just drafted all the shooters knowing no one plays defense so they can just stack up a ton of points raining open 3s. Also took guys that would actually try like Tatum instead of Jokic and Luka who don’t give a single fuck

Man played 4D chess

湖人球迷：字母哥太招人烦了，因为他选人玩儿真的啊。明知道全明星赛是没防守的，他就故意选了一堆射手狂射三分。还选了几个不爱玩就爱较真的楞主，比如塔图姆；而像约基奇和东契奇之流，这俩嘻嘻哈哈雨我无瓜的傻鸟，他躲得远远的。

字母哥这套路玩儿得明明白白的。

[–][LAL] Sasha VujačićWolfgangBB 470 points an hour ago

Yeah, Giannis drafted smart. I think LeBron visually started sweating when Giannis took Lillard, he knew that he got outplayed.

湖人球迷：太对了，字母哥选人很聪明。当字母哥选利拉德的时候，老詹就已暗叫不好，他知道，这下要被打爆了。

[–]KingsOptimusGrime707 586 points an hour ago

This whole All-Star Weekend was a real shit sandwich for Kings fans lmao

国王球迷：对国王球迷来说，整个全明星周末就像在品尝一块米田共风味的三明治，哈哈哈哈~555~

[–]KingsUnderstandableXO 366 points an hour ago

“fox hasn’t scored yet…and he still hasn’t scored”

国王球迷：

解说：“福克斯目前还没得分。。。嗨呀！机会来啦，这下指定破零了。。。嗯。。。依然零分！”

新闻链接>>>>>略显尴尬！福克斯生涯首次全明星投篮1中0 仅仅得到2助攻

新闻链接>>>>>好不容易拿到的球！福克斯空篮扣飞 截至目前唯一0分

[–]ThunderDuckKnuckles 117 points an hour ago

The best defense I saw tonight was from Fox on Fox.

雷霆球迷：这场比赛的最佳防守对位，依我看啊，那就是福克斯对福克斯的防守了啊！

[–]SpursGGezpzMuppy 532 points an hour ago

Did I just watch a two hour commercial for Jordan Tatum 1s? Where can I buy a pair?

马刺球迷：我看球不多，弱弱地问一下，这场比赛是不是塔图姆的签名球鞋发布会啊？鞋哪里可以买到呢？

新闻链接>>>>>谍照都说丑&发售香成？塔图姆签名鞋公布 4月8日正式发售

[–]a_crappy_lite 9 points an hour ago

This was the most convincing shoe commercial ever

球迷：是的，你猜对了，这是迄今为止宣传效果最突出的球鞋发布会了~

[–]Mavericksamazin_raisin99 58 points 59 minutes ago

Ja Morant, a man whose game is practically built for the all-star game, sat on the bench the whole second half while Tatum played more than he would in a Celtics game just to take the most boring shots possible. At least in other all star games that were blowouts there would be cool dunks, this was just open 3 after open 3.

独行侠球迷：莫兰特的球风就是为全明星而生的，但是他整个下半场却都坐在板凳上，而塔图姆打得时间比他在凯尔特人时还多，还不停地扔那些无聊的三分球。

以前的全明星赛，比赛没悬念的时候，大家至少会玩儿几个漂亮的扣篮啥的，这次可倒好，一个接一个地扔空位三分球~

[–]CavaliersStakDoe 215 points an hour ago

Kinda disappointed for real.

骑士球迷：失望透顶啊~

[–]BucksDecisiveDinosaur 27 points an hour ago

feels like the players try harder during off season pick up games, which i understand, with injury risks and all that, but it"s just not good to watch.

雄鹿球迷：他们在休赛期打野球都比在这儿出的汗要多吧，我知道球员要考虑到伤病风险啥的，但是，一！点！都！不！好！看！

[–]SpursYaBoiWhit 72 points an hour ago

my expectations were low but holy fuck

马刺球迷：我的要求~并不高~ 待我像从前~一样好 ~ 可是…要死啊，这什么玩意儿！

[–]RaptorsKizz3r 208 points an hour ago*

All nba players know nowadays is chuck 3’s, flop, and eat hotchip

猛龙球迷：所有NBA球员知道，如今比的就是三分，假摔，吃零食。

[–]76ersSirJoeffer 28 points an hour ago

Any NBA player in 2023 can’t ball, all they know is chuck 3’s, flop, request trade, be Bronsexual, eat hotchip and lie

76人球迷：现在的NBA球员不会打球，他们只知道扔三分，假摔，申请交易，勾股定律，吃零食，和撒谎。

[–]BucksFutonMcBiscuit 35 points an hour ago

Tatum fans Christmas

雄鹿球迷：塔图姆球迷今天倒是过年了~

[–]riddlerjoke 2 points 42 minutes ago

I dont think anyone cares about ASG MVP anymore. Its not like the ASG like twenty years ago.

球迷：不一定，大家都对全明星MVP不感冒啦~和20年前的全明星MVP比起来，根本不是一码事儿了~

[–]Bullsfootballfutbolsoccer [score hidden] 59 minutes ago*

Shit was so boring. I know players don’t want to get hurt but damn at least try a little!!! I feel like they all feel like they’re too cool to try…

公牛球迷：如此无聊的一坨比赛。球员不想受伤可以理解，但是受累能不能稍微卖点力，出点点汗呢？是不是生怕一出汗就把精致的妆容给弄花了？

[–]Supersonicskazamm 99 points an hour ago

This is the worst all star game I’ve seen.

I’m 40.

马刺球迷：我四十了，这是我看过最烂的一场全明星赛。

[–]AngusKing 12 points an hour ago

They should get gleague player in this also

球迷：要我看啊，也把发展联盟球员邀请过来吧。

[–]LakersMustard_Jam 4 points an hour ago

Adam Silver is a dog shit commish idk why so much people like him.

No one gives a fuck anymore during the weekend and that"s part of him letting the players do whatever they want. Load management etc but that"s a different topic. Under Stern shit like this didn"t happen.

湖人球迷：肖华就是一坨大便，偏偏有人闻着香。他让球员们在联盟为所欲为，什么“负荷管理”啥的，现在球员都不把全明星当回事儿了，这就是代价之一！斯特恩在的时候，这种情况是不会发生的！

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